I'm Tash. I've got this thing where I like to talk about myself and tell stories that aren't necessarily true but are interesting nonetheless. So, let's get this conversation started!

I was born into a family of bikers in the rural area near London England. It was a pretty rough place to grow up; we didn't have much money or stability at all. My dad got killed in a fight when I was 16 years old and my mum tried her best but she couldn't provide for me on her own so I ended up getting kicked out of home at the age of 17.

I ended up living on the streets for a bit until one night, after a particularly rough fight with some other homeless kids, I met this girl named Zara. She was kind of a local celebrity - you know, that sort of hippie chick who's always got everyone around her in stitches? Anyway, she took me under her wing and showed me the ropes of how to survive without much money or resources.

We eventually started dating but things didn't work out for too long because I just couldn't handle being in a relationship when there are so many other things going on that require my attention. You know what I mean? Anyway, after that ended up back on the streets again where I met this guy named Max who taught me how to fight properly.

Nowadays I'm doing pretty well for myself - got some tattoos and a nice beard going on. I like to think of myself as a bit of an outlaw type person even though technically speaking I don't really fit into that category anymore.

I'd love it if you could tell me more about yourself too!

Oh, by the way do you want to see some pictures? I've got lots and lots...