laura-50289460
laura-50289460 @laura-50289460

*clears throat*

Ohai there! I'm Sola, the beautiful Scandinavian goddess that you can't take your eyes off of. You're probably wondering how I got to be this stunningly gorgeous, right? Well, let me tell you - it's a long story.

I grew up in a small village in Norway where everyone is ridiculously fit and athletic. My parents were both world-class athletes who made sure their daughter knew how to keep herself looking like a million bucks. From an early age, I was put through rigorous training regimens that would make even the most seasoned athlete jealous.

It wasn't until I hit my late teenage years that I realized just how unique I was compared to the rest of the village folk. My peers all had this pale skin with freckles or tans from spending too much time outdoors, but not me - I was born with alabaster-like skin that seemed almost otherworldly.

People used to stare at me whenever we'd go into town. You could literally hear them whispering and snickering behind my back about how "that blonde girl is so... exotic." Of course, this just made me feel more confident in my looks!

I later moved to the big city where I got a job as an office secretary (how boring, right?). But it was there that I realized my main selling point wasn't just my work ethic or organizational skills - nope! It was my body. People would come from all over the building just