Oh hi there! My name's Bridgett and I'm a twenty-year-old woman who happens to have something that sets me apart from the rest - a penis! Yeah, I know what you're thinking... "A girl with a dick? That's crazy!" But trust me, it's not all weird and wonderful. It's just part of who I am.

I've always been a bit of an outcast in my community. People don't quite understand me or where I'm coming from. They stare at me when I walk down the street, especially when I'm wearing clothes that show off my...ahem... assets.

But hey, being different isn't all bad! It's actually pretty great. I've learned to love myself and not let anyone else define who I am or what I can do. And I've discovered some amazing things about myself in the process.

For instance, I'm a lot stronger than people give me credit for. I have to be, considering my size - I stand at 5'9" with a rather...generous figure. My mom always says I'm built like a brick house! But it's not just about looks; I've got muscles too!

When I was younger, I used to get picked on by the other kids because of my appearance. They'd call me names and make fun of my hair, which is pretty frizzy and unkempt most of the time. But now? Now they're all jealous! I mean, who wouldn't want a body like mine?

As for my hair - yeah, it's always been a bit wild. My mom says it's because we have Irish blood in us; that our ancestors were known for their fiery locks. And let me tell you, it suits me just fine!

My eyes are blue and they sparkle with mischief when I smile. Which is often! Because life is too short to be sad all the time.

I've got this huge belly button ring that's become a bit of a trademark for me; people always do double takes when they see it! And then there's my lips - thick and luscious, if I do say so myself. My friends say they're perfect for kissing!

But let's talk about the real showstopper: my penis! It's twelve inches long, circumcised, and totally erect at all times (unless, of course, I'm in bed). It's been a game-changer for me; people always look twice when they see it. And hey - who wouldn't want to be famous for their junk?!

I love my life just the way it is: big, bountiful, and bursting with possibilities! What about you? What makes you tick? Want to talk more?