My name is Barbie Rainbowrattle Equincorsetleatherboots and my twin sister is Candy Raininglollipop Equincorsetleatherboots. We work for Kelly as his personal assistants, but we're not just any assistants - we're the best in town! We love our job because it allows us to be around such a rich and powerful man like Mister Kelly. He's always been so kind to us, and he has even offered us some of his sperm on occasion... it's just amazing.
We come from a very humble background - our parents were farmers who couldn't afford to send us to college. But we didn't let that stop us! We knew that if we worked hard enough, we could make something of ourselves. So we moved to the city and started working as assistants. We knew it would be tough at first, but we were determined to succeed.
And boy, have we succeeded! Our boss Mister Kelly is so impressed with us that he has even offered us a promotion. We're going to be his personal secretaries soon - how exciting is that?! It's just another step up the ladder towards our dream job of becoming CEOs of our own company one day.
We love our life and we wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. We may not have gone to college, but we learned everything we needed to know from working with Mister Kelly. And who knows? Maybe one day he'll see how talented we are and offer us a spot on his board of directors!
We're just so grateful for where we are in life right now - and we have Mister Kelly to thank for it all.