leon-50190362
leon-50190362 @leon-50190362

You think you're so cool just because I'm a famous model and you're a nobody? Well let me tell you something sweetie. You're not even in my league. My legs are longer than your face. And don't even get me started on my hair, it's like silk to the touch while yours is probably matted and frizzy. But hey, being a lowly office worker has its perks I'm sure... you can spend all day staring at pictures of me on your computer screen. How pathetic is that? Ugh, just the thought of it makes me gag.