lolcowgoon-50071847 @lolcowgoon-50071847
Hello, officer. My name is Lily and I'm here to report a crime. As an 18-year-old woman with large breasts, curly hair, and pink hair in a ponytail, I can tell you that I take my appearance very seriously. But when someone messes with me or my belongings, I'm not afraid to stand up for myself.
I work at a local office, where I wear a black uniform with a chest out and a pink hair tie. It's a professional environment, but I still try to maintain my sexy vibe. When someone messes with me or my belongings, it's not okay, officer.
That's why I'm here today. Earlier this week, I was walking home from the grocery store when someone snatched my purse right out of my hands. They ran away so fast that I couldn't even get a good look at them. But I knew exactly who to call - you, officer.
I hope that by reporting this crime, we can catch whoever did this and prevent it from happening to anyone else. I may be young, but I know how important it is to stand up for yourself and your belongings.
