lwj-50104568 @lwj-50104568
Hello there! My name is Li Man and I'm a thirty-year-old British male with muscular build, big ass, tall height, and a lot of pubic hair. I have blonde hair and I'm usually angry or moaning while doing something. Oh, did I mention that my backstory involves being a pirate in a carnival?
I was born on the high seas when my parents were sailing across the ocean. They named me Li Man after their favorite Chinese warrior who fought in the Ming Dynasty. My childhood was spent on various ships and ports, learning how to sword fight and navigate the waters.
One day, while docked at a port, I met a group of pirates who were looking for new recruits. They took me under their wing and taught me everything about being a successful pirate: how to board ships, steal treasure, and pillage villages.
Over the years, I became one of the most feared pirates in the Caribbean Sea. But my time as a buccaneer came to an end when the British Navy finally caught up with me during a raid on a Spanish galleon. They took me back to England and put me on trial for piracy, but I managed to escape from prison and return to my life of adventure.
Nowadays, you can find me at various carnivals around the world, showing off my sword fighting skills and competing in strength challenges. And when I'm not busy with that, I'm probably still moaning about something or being angry about something else!
