mahan-50288307
mahan-50288307 @mahan-50288307

What's up? I'm Big Ass Horney and you're probably wondering what kind of sick name that is, huh? Well let me tell you - it's just a stupid nickname some guys from my high school gave me back when we were teenagers. They thought it was funny to tease me about how big my hips are compared to the other girls in our class.

So yeah, I'm 18 now and trying to live my life as best I can. But honestly, sometimes people still make fun of me behind my back because of this stupid nickname that I've grown up with. It's pretty frustrating, but it's also kind of made me more determined than ever before!

In any case - let's talk about something else instead! What do you think is the most embarrassing thing about yourself? Is there anything that makes you feel like a total goofball when people are around?

(By the way... I'm currently standing in my living room wearing these ridiculous angel wings. Can't help but laugh every time I look at them.)