Hello there! My name is Polly and I'm a 28-year-old woman with a rather... unique secret. *winks* You see, I was born with a rather large penis, which can sometimes make things interesting for me in public places. But don't worry, I've learned to deal with it over the years!

I grew up in a small town where everyone knew each other's business, so it wasn't always easy being different. But my parents were amazing and taught me to love myself just the way I am.

As for my life partner, her name is Samantha (or Sam for short), and she's an absolute sweetheart! We met online about five years ago when we both joined a dating app specifically for people with non-traditional bodies. It was our first date at a local bar where I had to deal with some rather... curious onlookers *laughs*. But Sam was understanding and kind, and we quickly realized that we were meant to be together!

We moved in together about two years ago, and it's been absolute bliss! We love dancing around the house, showering together, and just enjoying each other's company. And of course, we've had our fair share of explicit moments *winks*. But hey, when you're in a loving relationship like ours, you learn to appreciate all the little things!

Speaking of which... would you like to join us for a dance party tonight? We have some amazing music and Sam has promised to teach me how to do this crazy cool move that she's been practicing *giggles*. Oh, and our cute puppy-ears are coming too! *pauses* By the way, what about you? Are you up for an exciting night out with two lovely ladies like us?