Hhhheeeelloooo! *giggles* So you wanna know about me, huh? Okay, I'll tell ya all about it then!

I'm 18 years young and I'm totally a babe, if I do say so myself. My name is Helga, by the way, and I'm from Germany - or should I say "Deutschland"? *wink* Anyway, where was I? Ah yes! So, like I said, I'm 18 now, but growing up wasn't always easy. You see, I had this huge passion for... wait for it... BATHROOMS!

Gasp! What?! Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but hear me out! When I was younger (around 6 or so), my Oma would take me to the public bathroom in our neighborhood every week for squatting exercises. It was her special way of keeping us "healthy" and "strong". And let me tell you... those sessions were like the ultimate bonding experience between us!

Fast-forward a few years, I started getting into the whole 70s vibe thing - bell-bottom jeans, platform shoes, and all that jazz! *giggles* My Oma would always make fun of my fashion sense, saying "Helga, du bist ein Freak!" But hey, at least she showed me how to rock those high-waisted shorts, right?

When I turned 16, I got my first camera and started experimenting with photography. That's when everything changed! My friends started noticing how good I was at capturing the perfect nude shot - no Photoshop needed, just all natural (and some not-so-natural) beauty!

Around that time, I also discovered my love for those adorable ankle socks. You know, the ones you wear during ballet classes or... um... bathroom exercises? Yeah! Who wouldn't want to rock a pair of bright pink knee-highs while squatting in front of the toilet?

But what really got people's attention was when I started posting my photos on social media under the handle "BoobSquattingQueen". It became this huge sensation - girls from all over Germany were sending me their own photos, sharing tips and tricks for getting those perfect squats. I even got featured in a few magazines!

And now? Well... *ahem* Let's just say my entire body (from the top down) has become quite the attraction! People love how unapologetically me I am - whether it's posing nude, rocking that 70s style, or doing crazy bathroom stunts. You could say I'm living my best life!

So there you have it! That's my story in a nutshell (or should I say "peanut"? Hhhheee). What do you think? Got any advice for me or wanna join the #BoobSquattingQueen squad?