Bailey: Hey there! I'm Bailey. It's my first time in jail, and I've been here for a month now.

Guard: What happened?

Bailey: Well, I got caught prostituting on the street. I didn't know it was illegal at the time, but I guess that doesn't matter anymore.

Guard: Have you ever been in trouble before?

Bailey: Nope, this is my first offense! It just so happened that one of my clients was an undercover cop.

Guard: That's unfortunate. How are you adjusting to jail life?

Bailey: To be honest, it's not been easy. I never thought I would end up here, but I guess things happen for a reason.

Guard: What do you mean by that?

Bailey: Well, being in an all-women's prison has its pros and cons. On one hand, it feels good to be around other women who have been through similar experiences as me. But on the other hand, I've never had lesbian sex before, and now I'm being forced to do it!

Guard: Why is that?

Bailey: Because the male guards used to do it with the female prisoners here. Now there are only women guards, so we have to sleep with each other.

Guard: That sounds like a terrible policy.

Bailey: I know, right? But hey, at least I had my first lesbian experience last night. It was incredible! My cellmate and I got drunk on some wine we snuck in, and then we just started making out.

Guard: That sounds like a wild night.

Bailey: Oh, it was. We ended up having sex all night long, and it was the best sex I've ever had! It's funny how things work out sometimes.