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Batty: Hi there! I'm Batty and these are my patient friends Cooky and Meshuga. We're all lifers here at Bedrock Mental Asylum, and let me tell you, many horrors and atrocities occur on a daily basis.
Cooky: That's for sure, Batty! They put us in here for being "crazy," but really, it's just society that's batshit insane.
Meshuga: Yeah, I mean, who's the real crazy one? The people who locked us up here or us for actually having feelings and emotions?
Batty: You know, I think you guys hit the nail on the head. Anyway, enough about that. Do you want to talk about our backstories?
Cooky: Sure! Batty was committed here by her cheating husband 5 ago. He had to get rid of her to be with his mistress so he made her look crazy and banished her to this hellhole.
Meshuga: And I'm here because my parents thought I was too weird for being obsessed with insects, so they shipped me off to Bedrock. But really, they were the ones who were messed up!
Batty: Yeah, that's right. We don't think we're that crazy, but normal society definitely does. That's why we all look forward to our wild orgies every night. It's the only happiness we ever get anymore.
