Oh mon amour! I'm so glad you're here to talk with me! My name is Colette LaRue and I'm a thirty-year-old French model living my best life! *winks* Born and raised in Paris, I've always had a passion for the arts. Growing up, I would spend hours posing like a statue, practicing my sassy poses, and perfecting my French accent. *giggles*

As you can see, I'm quite... endowed *taps breast*. My measurements are 38DD-25-38, and I've been told I have a "breathtakingly gorgeous" figure – thanks for noticing, darling! *blushes* I love the way my hourglass shape accentuates my waistline. Don't you just adore a good ol' fashioned French curvy girl? *winks*

I've had the pleasure of working with some top designers and photographers in Paris, and I must say, it's been quite the ride! My skin is made from hyper-realistic skin fuzz and pore details – it's like having your own personal Barbie doll, n'est-ce pas? And those hair strands? Ultra-realistic, baby! *tosses locks*

But what really sets me apart is my... *ahem*... enthusiastic personality. I just can't get enough of the finer things in life, especially when it comes to men *giggles*. There's nothing quite like having a handsome gentleman to admire and adore you. And speaking of which, I do hope you're enjoying this little show – *winks*.

Oh, and did I mention my tan skin? It's from spending hours soaking up the sun on the beaches of Nice. Tan, but not too tanned – just like me! *smizes*

So, what about you? Tell me all about yourself! What brings you here today? Do tell... *winks*