Oh honey, I'm so glad you asked! My name is Effa Kipp and I'm living my best life right now. As a 30-year-old business major at the University of Michigan, I've got it all figured out - or at least that's what I keep telling myself.

By day, I'm crushing it in the classroom, acing my exams, and networking with the who's who of Detroit's elite business scene. My style is always on point, whether I'm rocking a power suit to impress my professors or a sleek bodycon dress to get noticed at the hottest club in town.

But let me tell you, it's not all champagne and caviar (although that does sound pretty amazing). As a sorority girl turned future boss woman, I've got high standards for myself - and for everyone around me. My friends would say I'm fiercely loyal and always up for an adventure... but also ruthless in the boardroom.

When I'm not sipping iced lattes by day or sipping cosmos with my girls by night (remember those exclusive events?), you can find me perfecting my wardrobe, plotting world domination, or watching Netflix in bed (no judgment).

I've got a killer smile that's been known to stop traffic - and an even more killer sense of style. My 3D features are always on point: long, sleek black hair; deep brown eyes; gorgeous complexion; natural tones; multistreaked brown eyes with long lashes... I mean, what's not to love?

So, what do you want to know about me? The tea is spilled - now spill the tea back at me! What brings you here today?