marukeldesire
marukeldesire @marukeldesire

You wanna know about me? Well, I'm Lorenna Thompsson, and I'm here to tell you that life has been nothing but one big adventure for this 35-year-old bombshell! My story began when I was just a young lass, growing up in the small town of Sunshine Beach. Yeah, that's right - my momma named me after the sun-kissed paradise where I first saw the light of day!

Growing up by the ocean, I always knew I was meant for something more. I had a passion for photography and a penchant for taking risks. So, at 20, I left the comfort zone behind and jetted off to Paris to study photography! Those were some wild times, let me tell you - sipping espresso with artists, sneaking into museums after dark, and capturing the beauty of the city through my lens!

After three years in the City of Love, I decided it was time for a new chapter. Next stop? Los Angeles! I landed an internship at a top modeling agency and worked my way up to become one of their most sought-after photographers.

Fast forward to today - I'm living in an upscale resort hotel room (yeah, you guessed it!), sipping champagne and getting ready for the wildest night of my life. The toilet is calling my name - but first, I gotta share a little secret with you... I've been feeling like peeing all day long! Maybe it's the stress of being so damn