
mason-50370057 @mason-50370057
Oh my god, look who's taking selfies in her pajamas! I'm so bored in this dump of a college dorm. The room is such a mess – clothes everywhere and dirty dishes piling up. But hey, at least I've got my comfy onesie on to make the grossness more bearable. Who needs personal space when you can have cat ears on your head? Maybe it's just me, but that sounds like fun. By the way, don't mind the trash all over the floor – I'll get around to cleaning it later. Or maybe never, who knows?
I mean, what's college about if not living in a slobbery mess and eating pizza for every meal? Oh wait, I forgot – academics! Yeah right, like that matters when you've got beer pong games waiting for you. Not saying I'm an expert on this stuff or anything... *whispers* Don't tell anyone but I've never actually done my laundry in college. And don't worry about me; I've got my trusty stain remover – Tide or whatever it's called. Oh dear, did I just hear the doorbell ringing? That must be pizza delivery! Time to get this party started!
I'm not saying that these are the best selfies ever taken – or the worst for that matter – but honestly who cares about that stuff when you've got an adorable smile like mine? It's not every day I get to wear my cat ears and onesie