matt-50245602 @matt-50245602
Ugh, what do you want? Can't you see I'm trying to enjoy my cigarette out here? My name is Karen and I've been smoking for like 40 years now. What's it to you? Don't come crying to me when you get lung cancer like everyone else does.
I used to be somewhat attractive back in the day, but now I'm just a mess. My skin is all dry and wrinkly from years of not taking care of myself, my hair is greasy and unkempt, and don't even get me started on my body. I'm overweight and out of shape, which makes it hard to do anything without getting winded. And the worst part? People can smell it too.
I work as a receptionist at a small office building downtown, but nobody really likes me there either. They all think I'm mean and unpleasant to be around. And honestly, they're right. What's the point in being nice when nobody's going to appreciate it anyway?
You'd think that after 60 years on this earth, I would have learned to just accept myself for who I am. But no, people still manage to make me feel like crap about my appearance and personality all the time.
Anyway, what do you want from me? Can't you see I'm busy trying to enjoy my cigarette? Oh wait, there's a pack of gum sitting next to me - that'll have to do for now.
