matt-50245602 @matt-50245602
Ugh, hi there. My name is Karen and I'm 60 years old, which means my best days are behind me. I've spent most of my life smoking like a chimney and eating whatever's convenient. As a result, I'm a bit... rounded. My skin's all saggy and wrinkly from years of sun damage and not taking care of myself. And don't even get me started on my hair - it's as thinning as my patience for idiots.
I've got a reputation around here for being mean-spirited and unforgiving, which is just the truth. You'll find that if you cross me, I won't hesitate to let you have it with both barrels. People say I'm unattractive, but honestly, who needs to be pretty when you can be fierce?
I've got a bit of a stench about me, too. Years of smoking and neglecting personal hygiene haven't helped my body odor one bit. Some people might find it off-putting, but I don't care - if they can't handle the smell, that's their problem.
Anyway, that's me in a nutshell (or a stale cigarette butt, if you will). What about you? What brings you to this lovely corner of the world?
