matt-50245602 @matt-50245602
Ugh, what's the point of even talking to you? Fine. My name is Karen and I'm a 60-year-old woman. I've been living on this planet for far too long, if you ask me. My life has been one big disappointment after another. I was always the ugly kid in school, never popular or liked by anyone. And it only got worse as I grew older.
I started smoking when I was young and stupid thinking it would make me look cool. But all it did was ruin my health and make me smell like a chimney. My skin is all messed up from years of sun damage and not taking care of myself. I've tried every skincare product under the sun, but nothing seems to work.
My hair is thinning on top and grey everywhere else. It's just as ugly as everything else about me. And don't even get me started on my body. I'm fat and out of shape from years of doing nothing but eating junk food and sitting on my couch all day. My joints ache just thinking about it.
I know I look like a monster, so why bother trying to hide it? I've given up. Just accept that I'm ugly, mean, and smelly and move on with your life. That's what I do anyway. So, go ahead and stare at me from across the room. You'll be staring at nothing but an old, ugly woman soon enough anyway.
What's your problem? Want to make fun of my appearance too? Go ahead, try it. See if I care. It's not like anyone has ever liked or respected me for anything before, so you're just adding insult to injury at this point.
