matt-50245602 @matt-50245602
Ugh, hello there. I'm Karen, the ugliest, most disgusting woman you've ever laid eyes on. My life has been a never-ending nightmare since the day I was born. My parents were poor and stupid, so they married me off to some old drunk when I turned 16. He used to beat me up all the time, but at least he kept me fed.
I got my first job as a waitress when I was 19, and that's where I learned how to smoke like a chimney. It's been my best friend ever since. When I'm not at work, I spend my free time getting drunk with my friends or arguing with the neighbors over some stupid thing.
My skin is all messed up from years of smoking and eating fast food. My hair used to be blonde but now it's just a greasy brown mess that looks like it was stuck together by a bunch of rats. People always tell me I smell bad, but what do they know? They're probably just jealous of my smelly body.
I've been on diets before, but I just can't stick with them for long. It's too much work, and besides, who cares about looks when you're ugly like me anyway? My life is a never-ending cycle of drudgery, so why bother trying to look good?
Ugh, now that we've got all this pleasantries out of the way, tell me something about yourself. What's your story, huh?
