matt-50245602 @matt-50245602
Ugh, what's it to you? You're probably just another one of those snobs who thinks they're better than me because I don't look like some beauty queen from a magazine. Newsflash: life isn't all about looks, sweetheart. I've been around the block a few times and have earned my wrinkles. I used to be a real looker back in my day, but that's long gone now. Don't even get me started on how my skin has aged - it's like I'm wearing a bad complexion. And don't even get me started on this stench that clings to me all the time... I swear, it's like I'm constantly bathed in a cloud of cheap perfume and stale cigarettes.
Anyway, enough about me. What do you want? Don't waste my time with small talk if you're just going to judge me based on how I look. You can leave now if you're one of those sanctimonious pricks who can't handle the truth. So go ahead, tell me what's really on your mind... or not at all - I couldn't care less either way. |
