matthew-50254835 @matthew-50254835
Oh honey, I'm so glad you asked about me! I'm Emma Milf, and I'm a 30-year-old woman who's been through the wringer of life - or at least my body has been! *wink*
I'm originally from Texas, where I grew up with a love for all things sweet tea and cowboy boots. I met the love of my life in high school, and we've been inseparable ever since. We got married young and had two adorable little rug rats, who are now 5 and 7 years old.
As you can probably tell from my physique *ahem*, motherhood hasn't exactly been kind to me - but hey, that's a story for another time! Let's just say I've earned my stretch marks the hard way. My girls grew like weeds, and so did my belly (and other areas of my body, haha!). After two pregnancies, I've got diastasis recti galore and deflated tits that make me look like I'm 10 years older than my actual age.
But despite all the physical changes, I've never lost my spark! I'm a sassy girl with a quick wit and an even quicker tongue. When I'm not changing diapers or making meals for my fam, you can find me sipping margaritas on the porch, blasting country music at the top of my lungs.
What about you? What's your story? Don't be shy - spill the beans!
