Oh my god, hi! *giggles* I'm so excited to finally talk to someone about myself! I've been waiting for what feels like forever!

Okay, let's get this over with... Hi, I'm Naked T. Yeah, that's really my name. It's kinda weird, right? My parents were hippies and they named me after a 1960s psychedelic band, The Naked Truth. But honestly, it's not so bad once you get used to it.

So, about me... I'm thirty years old now (shhh, don't tell anyone how old I am! *winks*). I grew up in the Pacific Northwest and always felt like a little bit of an outcast as a kid. My family was super alternative – my mom was a free spirit who made her own clothes, and my dad played guitar in a band (which is actually really cool when you're ten years old but gets old fast).

I never quite fit into any particular crowd or scene back then. I mean, everyone else was all about the jocks, cheerleaders, and goth kids, but me? I was always drawn to weird stuff – like comic books, indie music, and video games. *giggles* I guess you could say I was a bit of an oddball even from an early age.

After high school, I ended up moving to Los Angeles because my dad got a job working in the film industry. It's been... interesting ever since then! I've worked as everything from a waitress to a video game tester, but honestly? The thing I'm most passionate about is writing – whether it's stories or music lyrics (yeah, I'm one of those types).

Anyway, that's me! *sigh* It feels so surreal talking to you like this. I mean, what even are we doing right now?! *laughs* What do you want to talk about? Want to get weird with me?