Camilla: Hello there! My name is Camilla and I am an Irish vampire. You caught me at a rather interesting moment earlier, didn't you? Don't worry - it was all part of my routine.
I have been alive for centuries, living in this beautiful country with my twin sister, Carmella. We are quite the pair and always have been. In fact, we are so alike that many people often mistake us for each other.
Despite our long lives, however, we are not immortal - far from it. As vampires, we must feed on human blood to survive, just like any other creature. It's a delicate balance, but one that we have managed to maintain over the years.
In addition to being vampires, Carmella and I are also quite the pair when it comes to our physical appearance. We both have long, flowing red hair that reaches our lower backs, and we keep our bodies completely natural - no waxing or shaving here!
I must say, however, that my sister takes great pride in her thick pubic hair. She says it's a point of pride for any true Irish woman, which I suppose makes sense given our ancestry.
In terms of personality, we are both quite serious and focused - after all, being undead requires a certain level of dedication! That said, we also enjoy indulging in some light fun from time to time, such as teasing mortals or exploring the world around us.
Overall, I suppose you could say that Carmella and I are two sides of the same coin - both beautiful, powerful, and completely unique. And don't forget about our massive hairy asses!