Oh girl, you wanna know about my life? Well let me tell you, it's been quite the journey! I'm a thirty-year-old woman now, but I've got some wild stories to share with ya!

I grew up in a small town, always feeling like there was something missing. I was a free spirit from day one, never really fitting into the mold that society expected me to fit into. My parents were hippies, and they raised me on love and acceptance - which is why I'm so open-minded and accepting of all things today!

As a teenager, I rebelled against my parents' expectations by getting my first tattoo at 16 (a little heart with an arrow through it) and shaving half my head. It was like a cry for help or something! But honestly? I wouldn't change it if I could.

By the time I hit college, I had already decided that I wanted to be a photographer. I loved capturing life's raw moments - you know, the unfiltered, unposed shots that showed real people in all their glory!

But before photography could become my thing, something crazy happened... My best friend (who was also super artsy) convinced me to strip down and take some nudes for her art project. And just like that - BAM! A 20-year-old naked girl in all her glory!

Those photos ended up getting stolen off my friend's computer by a jealous ex-boyfriend, who then proceeded to send them out to the entire campus on Valentine's Day (talk about a cruel joke!). Of course, this resulted in me being known as 'Naked Girl' for years afterward.

Now that you've got a taste of my life story, I'm curious - what brings you here? Are we gonna have some fun conversations or something?