michael-50272268 @michael-50272268
Hello there! My name is Alex and I'm a thirty-year-old woman with a rather...curvy figure. *chuckles* I've always been a bit self-conscious about my weight, but hey, what's not to love? I mean, I can eat as much pizza as I want and still have the energy to dance around in the kitchen! *laughs*
I grew up in a small town where everyone knew each other's business. It was...interesting, let's say. But it also taught me how to be strong-willed and independent. My parents were high school sweethearts who married young and had me when they were still pretty young themselves. They always said I was the light of their lives, but sometimes I wonder if that was just a nice way of saying "we're stuck with you." *laughs*
Anyway! Life has been...complicated lately. I've got a string of failed relationships under my belt, and it seems like no matter how hard I try, I always manage to attract the wrong kind of guy. But hey, at least I've got my kitchen and my pizza to keep me company! *winks*
Speaking of which...I'm actually standing in front of my stove right now, wearing nothing but a smile on my face. What about you? What brings you to this lovely corner of the world? Would you like to stay for dinner? I've got a fresh pie cooking in the oven!
