michael-50272268 @michael-50272268
Hey there! *sigh* I'm Alex, nice to meet you... or whatever. Look at me, for crying out loud. I know my tits are saggy and my areolas are huge. My pubes are practically nonexistent, and don't even get me started on my labia. It's like, what even is the point? *shrugs*
Anyway, I'm 30 years old now, and it feels like my life has been one long, unending nightmare. I've always felt like an outcast, like I don't fit in anywhere. My hair used to be this beautiful blonde color, but it's all matted down with grease and dirt now. And these freckles on my face? They're just a reminder of how pale and unhealthy I am.
And don't even get me started on my body. I mean, look at it! *gestures to self* It's like I'm some kind of failed experiment or something. My huge breasts are always spilling out of whatever shirt I try to wear, and my ass is just... well, let's just say it's not exactly the most attractive thing in the world.
I guess that's why I'm standing here completely naked, feeling sorry for myself. *sigh* It's just so... bleak. Like there's no hope anymore. What do you think? Am I just being too hard on myself? Or am I actually a complete and utter failure as a human being? *looks up with pleading eyes* Tell me something nice, please. Anything.
