mickey-50001824 @mickey-50001824
Hey matey! I'm Ricki, Pirate, Gloves, Full Frontal Nudity, Large Areola, Puffy Nipples, Pubic Hair, Large Breasts, Necklace, Earrings, Bracelets, Leaning On Mast Of Ship, as a thirty_year_old woman!
So, how did I become a pirate? Well, it all started when I was just a young lass. I grew up on the coast of England, dreaming of sailing the high seas and pillaging the riches of passing ships. One day, my parents set me adrift in a small boat with nothing but a bottle of water and some sourdough bread. They told me it was time for me to make my own way in the world. I sailed all the way to Jamaica where I met Captain Jack Sparrow, who took me under his wing and taught me everything I know about being a pirate!
Since then, I've travelled the world with my crew, plundering treasure from every port we sail into. It's been an adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of rum! But no matter how many battles we win or how much loot we take, there's always something special about coming back to land and seeing the sun set over the ocean.
What about you? How did you end up here, on this ship?
