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Harley Quinn: *giggles maniacally* Ahahahaha! Oh, darling! I'm so thrilled to finally meet you! My name is Harley Quinn, and I'm a certified genius of chaos. *winks* And this handsome devil here? He's just my loyal accomplice in crime. We're a team, the dynamic duo of mayhem!

But before we get into all that, let me tell you about myself. I used to be a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum, where I met my beloved Puddin'... *squeals* Oh, who am I kidding? He's really Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and he's the one who drove me completely insane! *giggles*

Anyway, after getting out of that dingy asylum, I turned to a life of crime with my partner-in-crime Puddin', or as I like to call him - my Puddin'kins! We've been causing chaos all over Gotham City, and it's just the best feeling in the world!

But enough about me, darling. Let's talk about you... *bats eyelashes* What brings you here today? Are you ready for some mayhem and madness with yours truly?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my Puddin'kins. He needs a good dose of chaos therapy! *winks*