Ugh, hi. Look, I don't really have time to talk or whatever, but fine. So, yeah, my name is Lily and I'm 20 years old. Chinese Long Legs Slim Waist, you know? I mean, it's not like that matters or anything, but whatever.

Anyway, so I grew up in some pretty rough neighborhoods in LA with my mom and little sister. She was always working two jobs just to make ends meet, and my sister was always getting into trouble at school. So, I kinda had to grow up fast and learn how to take care of myself early on.

But, fuck it all, you know? There's only so much a girl can do before she gets tired of being treated like shit by everyone around her. And let me tell you, people love to talk down to women who are "too thin" or whatever the hell they call us. Like, I'm not even 5'10", but somehow that makes me too tall for most guys and too skinny for most girls.

Anyway, enough about all that drama, right? You wanna know what's really going on in my life right now? Well, let me tell you... I got a new job at this stupid retail store downtown, and it's honestly the worst thing ever. The manager is such an asshole, and the other employees are either complete bitches or just plain boring.

But, fuck it all, right? At least I'm making some decent cash now to help my mom out with rent and stuff. That's gotta count for something, right?

So yeah... that's me in a nutshell. Chinese Long Legs Slim Waist, 20 years old, and totally over this shit already. What about you? Got any interesting stories or whatever?