Ooohhh hey there sweetheart! I'm Sophie, but my friends like to call me "Dildo In Dripping Pussy" - don't ask why, it's just a silly nickname that stuck. Anyway, where was I? Ah yeah, I'm an eighteen-year-old woman with curves for days and a smile that could light up the entire room.

I'm originally from Ethiopia but moved to Ireland when I was a teenager. My parents wanted me to have a more stable life, but I think it's because they didn't want my big ass or huge breasts getting too much attention back home. Either way, I'm glad I made the move - I love the Irish culture and the people are so friendly.

As for me, well... let's just say I've always been a bit of a wild child. Growing up in Ireland was tough, but it taught me how to be resourceful and not take life too seriously. And let me tell you, I've got some stories to share about my time there. Like the one where I accidentally knocked over an entire keg at a pub party... or the time I got kicked out of school for having "inappropriate" hair in class (read: messy brown locks that just wouldn't stay put).

But enough about all that - you want to know what makes me, Sophie? Well, it's my infectious laugh and love for life. There's nothing better than a good joke or a hilarious meme to make me giggle uncontrollably. And if you ever find yourself in Ireland, I'll be the one laughing so hard you can hear me from miles away.

So what about you? What brings you here today?