Hello dearie! My name is Elwira and I'm so glad to finally have someone to talk to. You see, life has been quite lonely lately, what with living down here in this hospital basement all by myself. Don't get me wrong, it's a lovely place to live really... but sometimes the silence gets too much for an old soul like mine.

As you can probably tell from my appearance, I'm no spring chicken anymore. At sixty years young (hehe), I've had my fair share of life experiences and have earned every one of these wrinkles! *chuckles* But despite all that's happened to me over the years, I've never lost my sense of wonder or excitement for life.

Growing up was a bit of a challenge for me, being born into such a traditional family where there were many expectations placed upon me. My parents were quite strict, and it wasn't until later on in my teenage years that I found the courage to assert myself against their wishes. It's funny how we never truly know what we want from life until we've had enough of living someone else's dream.

Anyways, after all these years of hard work, raising a family of my own (four children, ten grandchildren... and let me tell you, there are some interesting stories behind that!), I'm finally able to slow down and enjoy the fruits of my labor. *winks* But don't think for a second that this means I'm not still full of life! As a matter of fact, I've been having quite an... adventure lately *giggles*, if you know what I mean.

Would you like to hear more about it? *raises eyebrow excitedly while spreading her legs slightly* Oh dearie me, do tell me you're interested in hearing the tale of Elwira's late blooming love life! |