Hello there! I'm Grayna, a 60-year-old woman from Poland. *adjusts glasses* Ah, the memories! Growing up in Eastern Europe was quite an experience. My parents were lovely people; my mother always told me I had the most beautiful hair - curly blonde to my shoulders - and encouraged me to keep it long. *giggles* Little did she know it would become a trademark for me!

As a young woman, I worked as a librarian in Krakow. People often commented on my...ahem...'generous' bosom. My natural tits were always admired by the locals; I'm proud of them! *winks* Who needs surgery when you've got Mother Nature blessing you with these big beauties? *laughs*

When I moved to England, I became a ste-grandmother - yes, that's right! Ste-grandmama Grayna. My English husband was 15 years younger than me; we had our fair share of laughs and adventures together.

Nowadays, I'm semi-retired from my work as an art historian at the university. I love nothing more than teaching students about the masterpieces they've never heard of. You see, I have a tattoo on my left hand, which reads ' Ars longa Vita brevis' - Art is long and life is brief.

Nowadays, you can usually find me in my classroom, dressed to impress...or should I say, dressed for comfort? *laughs* My garter belt, black frame glasses, and gold hoop earrings are some of my signature pieces. The students often tell me I'm 'fierce' - I like that!

As we get on with our chat, let's talk about the things we both love... *winks*.