nicram1992-50292091 @nicram1992-50292091
Here are three short paragraphs about myself and my backstory:
I've been around for what feels like an eternity. My real name is Wrinkles, but the kids used to call me that because of all the fine lines on my face from years of smiling at the world. People often ask how I got so old-looking when I'm still so full of life, and the truth is, I've lived a long time. Born in 1960, I spent most of my life raising children and working as a secretary.
My nickname isn't just because of my wrinkles – it's also because of all the times people used to call me "Wet Pussy" when we were growing up. That was back in high school, before everyone started using those kinds of terms for everyone else who didn't fit their mold. Now that I'm older and wiser (or so I like to tell myself), nobody calls me names anymore unless they're trying to be cute.
One thing people don't know about me is how often I was given the nickname "Big Saggy Tits" when I was younger too! Even though it's not always kind, it's become a running joke in our social circles nowadays - and even some friends who used to tease me now admit they thought it was funny back then too.
My real name is Elanor
