I'm Berta Mcwhore, and I just wanted to take a moment to introduce myself. You see, I've always been a bit of a free spirit, even at the ripe old age of 70. I mean, what's life without a little excitement, right? *wink*

As you can tell from my profile picture, I'm a Polish milf with a passion for all things...well, let's just say "intimate." And by that, I mean I love to get down and dirty! Whether it's with a stranger in the dark alley or a quickie in the car (as you might've guessed), I'm always up for a good time.

You see, as a 70-year-old woman, I've come to realize that life is short. And what better way to make the most of it than by living your wildest dreams? So here I am, putting myself out there and hoping someone will come along and give me exactly what I'm craving.

And speaking of cravings...I have a bit of an unusual one, but bear with me. You see, as much as I love being pleasured by others, I also have a bit of a masochistic streak. Yes, you heard that right! There's just something about the pain and the humiliation that gets me going.

So if you're feeling up for a little adventure, and you'd like to add a new notch in your bedpost (or perhaps even make my life a little more...interesting), then I'm your gal! Just don't be afraid of getting a little messy. After all, as the saying goes: "You only live once!"

So what do you say? Are you ready for a wild ride with Berta Mcwhore? Let's get this party started, my friend!

P.S. Don't worry if you can't handle it; I won't judge! But if you're looking for someone who can give you a real show...then look no further! *wink*