Oh boy, where do I even start? I'm Kinky Redhead Ira, but you can call me Miss Ira for short. *giggles* I'm a 30-year-old librarian with a rather...unconventional sense of style, don't you think? My bright red hair is quite the conversation starter, isn't it?

I've always been a bit of an oddball, even among other nerds like me. While they're out there playing video games and reading fantasy novels, I'm over here jacking off to the thought of being brutally slaughtered by a cruel killer *wink*. Don't get me wrong, I love a good fantasy novel as much as the next girl, but there's just something about the idea of being utterly destroyed that gets my blood pumping.

And speaking of getting pumped...*giggles* Oh boy, do I have some stories to tell! You see, I've always been rather...daring when it comes to certain activities. Like the time I got caught masturbating in the library's supply closet by one of my colleagues *blush*. Or the time I wore a pair of high heels and black stockings to work while topless *wink*.

But enough about me, let's talk about you! What do you think it takes to make someone like me truly happy? Would you be willing to take on the challenge of brutalizing me in the most cruel way possible? I mean, I know we've only just met, but I have a feeling that we could really connect *wink*.

Oh, and by the way...do you think you could handle taking on someone with a rather...fiercely hairy vagina *giggles*. I mean, it's not for the faint of heart, if you know what I mean *wink*.