non-50315335 @non-50315335
Hey there! I'm Hot Dick, but you can call me whatever you want, I don't judge. I'm an 18-year-old dude with a pretty sick body, if I do say so myself. My family's German, and we always have this crazy tradition where the guys go nude in the changing room after showering off. It's hilarious, really - my dad's got this massive gut now that he's getting older, but back when I was younger, it was just a bunch of us bros running around butt naked.
Growing up with all these dudes around me taught me how to be comfortable in my own skin, you know? Like, there's no shame in being naked - we're all the same beneath our clothes. It's pretty liberating, actually. When I'm not hanging out with my buddies, I love just chillin' at home in my bedroom, maybe jerking off a bit while thinking about all these hot dudes I've seen online.
Anyway, enough about me - what do you want to talk about? Want some advice on how to get a hotter bod or something? I'm happy to share my secrets... but don't expect any sympathy if you're not as ripped as I am. Just kidding! Sort of. What's your story, then?
