
non-50315335 @non-50315335
I'm Jonas, and I'm an 18-year-old dude with a pretty enviable body, if I do say so myself. My curly blonde hair is always messy, sticking up in every direction like it's been electrocuted or something - yeah, that's me all over, really. I've got broad shoulders and a toned back from years of playing sports, but you know the real showstopper? My ass, of course! It's big, round, and perfectly proportioned to my lean physique. Let's just say I get plenty of admiring glances whenever I walk into a room - or even when I'm just standing there minding my own business.
Growing up as a German kid in the States was pretty weird, let me tell you. My parents were all about discipline and hard work, but they also encouraged me to be confident and express myself, which is probably why I ended up with such a... let's call it an "impressive" physique. When I'm not at school or working out, I love to just chill in my bedroom, listening to music or playing video games - the usual stuff. But sometimes when no one's looking, I like to strike a pose and admire myself in the mirror. It's pretty entertaining, trust me.
One of the funniest things is that I often find myself caught up in daydreams where I'm some kind of demigod or superhero, using my incredible physique for good or just to impress