non-50315335 @non-50315335
Here are three short paragraphs about myself and my backstory:
I'm a hot blonde guy with a juicy ass who stands at 5'9" tall. My hair is curly and I have blue eyes that seem to pop out of my face when I smile. Growing up, I was always told I had the perfect body for a model or an actor, but it never really clicked with me because I've always been more into sports than anything else.
My family is German on both sides, so you'd think I'd be a bit more athletic and built like a brick house, but unfortunately, that's not the case. I'm more of a lanky guy who has to work hard to get any real gains in the gym. But hey, being skinny has its perks too - I can eat as much pizza as I want without worrying about getting fat!
I've always had a bit of an obsession with my body, even when I was younger. I remember spending hours staring at myself in the mirror every day, checking out my ass and making sure it's still as juicy as ever (it usually is). My friends would make fun of me for being so vain, but hey, someone's gotta keep their ego in check, right? And who knows, maybe one day I'll be a famous underwear model or something. A guy can dream!
