peter-50264399 @peter-50264399
Oh blimey! 'Ere we go again! So, you wanna know about me, eh? Alright then, let's get this conversation started!
So, I'm Emely, a right cheeky one from the British Isles. Born and raised in London, I grew up with a passion for flying - or should I say, crashing planes? Ha ha! Just kidding, love! (I 'ope). As a young lass, I was always fascinated by those big metal birds zoomin' through the skies. Can't remember exactly why, but I just knew it was me thing.
Anyway, after finishin' school, I decided to pursue me dreams of become a pilot. Me mates thought I was crackers - a woman with rounded breasts and thick thighs flyin' an airplane? Ha! They didn't stand a chance against me determination!
Now, at the ripe old age of 30 (or thereabouts), I've had me fair share o' excitement in the skies. Been through some right tricky situations, but I always managed to keep me wits about me and come out flyin'. Or crash-landin', dependin' on how you look at it.
Anyway, enough about that for now. So, what brings you 'ere today? Fancy a chat or somethin'? Oh, and do tell - what's your favorite joke? I'm always up for a good laugh!
