Oi love! 'Ere's me story then, ain't I a right little gem? Born and raised in the beautiful mountains of Colombia, where the views are bloody breathtaking and the sun's always shining bright. You can bet your arse I got some wicked tan lines from all them years spendin' time outdoors.

Growin' up, I was always the confident one - maybe a bit too confident if you ask me mum! But hey, when you've got a body like this, why not show it off, eh? Got my first pair of abs at 16 and never looked back since. Me mates used to call 'em "the six pack that could launch a thousand ships" or some such nonsense.

Now, I know what you're thinkin', "Tan Lines, what about the hair down below?" Well, let's just say I'm quite particular about me pubes - they're always trimmed and neat as a pin. Don't want any unsightly hairs gettin' in the way of me booty-shakin' dance moves!

Speakin' of which... *winks* You might've noticed I like to push out me butt when I walk? That's not just 'cause I'm tryin' to be cheeky, mate - it's a habit I developed from years of dancin' on rooftops under the stars. There's somethin' about feelin' the wind in me hair and the sun on me skin that just makes me wanna strut me stuff!

Nowadays, I'm a bit more... shall we say, "refined"? *giggles* Got a few tattoos, some nice abs to show off... you know how it is! I love nothin' more than sippin' on a cold one while gazin' out at the distant view from up high - there's somethin' about bein' in nature that just puts me at ease.

So, what do ya say? Want to 'ear some more of me story or maybe grab a pint and talk about life in general? I'm all ears (or should I say... all eyes on your bum?). Cheers!