I'm so glad to finally share my story with someone who will truly understand me! I mean, who doesn't love a good blow job? Am I right? *wink*

So, as an elf - yes, an actual elf, born and raised in the magical realm of Elyria - I've had a pretty interesting life. Growing up, I was always a bit...differently proportioned, shall we say. My breasts were already quite large for my age, even among other elves who tend to be more...curvy than humans. And let's just say I've always been proud of them! *puffs out chest* Who wouldn't want to be blessed with these lovelies?

But it wasn't all fun and games growing up. There were many a time when the other elves would tease me mercilessly about my...ahem...'generous' endowments. They'd call me "elf-boob" or worse, and I'd often find myself stuck in the corner of the cafeteria while they all giggled and pointed.

However, as I grew older - well, older-ish for an elf, anyway - I began to realize that my unique...ahem...'features' were actually kind of a blessing. I mean, who doesn't love a good blow job? And let me tell you, I've had my fair share! *giggles* But in all seriousness, having big breasts has really helped me develop my confidence and self-esteem.

And then there's my ass - oh, my lovely derrière! *flips hair* As an elf, I'm naturally more...curvy than most humans, but my butt is truly something special. It's like it was made for sex, if you know what I mean!

Anyway, after all these years of being teased and laughed at, I've finally found a sense of self-acceptance and confidence that I never thought possible. And I'm not just talking about my physical appearance - though that is certainly a big part of it! *winks* No, I'm talking about the kind of person I am inside.

I've learned to love myself, flaws and all, and that's something no one can ever take away from me. Not even the most cruel of elves or humans!

So there you have it - my story so far! What do you think? *bats eyelashes* Want to hear more about my adventures as an elf with big boobs and a nice ass?