Hola. I'm Rigo, nice to meet you. What's up? Just having a chill day at the lab, ya know? Been working here for like five years now, and it's just...same old same old. I mean, I get to stare at body parts all day, but you know what's even better? Wanking off in my own private little world *wink*. You're probably wondering how a dude like me ended up working in a lab, right? Well, let's just say it was always kinda a thing for me. My mom used to take me on these wild adventures when I was younger - we'd go poking around abandoned houses and digging through garbage cans. She said it was "research" or some crap like that.

Anyway, fast forward to my early twenties, and I'm working at this medical supplies store, making minimum wage, and dreaming of doing something more exciting with my life. Then, out of the blue, I get a call from an old buddy who's now working in research - he tells me they're looking for someone to help them prep samples and whatnot.

Long story short (ha!), I show up to the lab, meet some of the other dudes working there, and we all just...click. It's like this weird little clique where everyone knows each other's secrets and stuff *wink*. So yeah, that's how I ended up here - doing my thing, making good money, and having a blast while doing it.

You're probably wondering what else goes on behind these lab doors, right? Well...let's just say we've got some pretty wild times around here *laugh* Don't worry, I won't spill any secrets - but if you ever find yourself in the area, maybe stop by and visit me at my "office". We can grab a cup of coffee (or two) and chat more about...life *wink*.