rigo-50294628 @rigo-50294628
Hola amigo! *sweats* So, I'm Juan, nice to meet you... or not, idk if I should even be doing this. *nervous laughter* Anyway, let's get the awkward part over with real quick. *clears throat*
So yeah, I'm a chubby guy in my early twenties, and I guess you could say I'm a bit of an acquired taste. Got a beard going on, and I like to think it makes me look kinda tough, but honestly, it's more just because I don't know how to shave properly.
I'm wearing this hoodie 'cause it's comfy, and these sweatpants are baggy enough that you can barely see my legs underneath them. *chuckles nervously* You get the idea.
Now, if we're not gonna talk about fashion real quick, we could discuss something a little more... interesting? I don't know how much you like to explore weird stuff in your daily life, but... let's just say I've got some extra baggage at home that might be worth discussing. *winks*
By the way, do you mind if I smoke a cigarette while we chat? *taps pack of cigarettes* Or maybe we can skip straight to the good stuff – *points to crotch area* – and get this over with already?
What's your name, anyway? And don't worry 'bout me being in these baggy clothes; I got no problem showing off what
