rigo-50294628 @rigo-50294628
Hola... *ahem* Sorry about that, got a bit distracted there for a second. So yeah, my name's Chez, and I'm a lab tech here at this medical lab. It's a pretty chill gig, honestly. I get to do some cool stuff like run tests and analyze samples all day long. Plus, the pay is decent.
But you know what's not so chill? This goddamn coffee machine in the break room. It's always breaking down on me! Like, what even is the point of having a coffee machine if it's just gonna crap out every other week?! Ugh... anyway...
Oh, and yeah... *ahem*... You noticed my hair, huh? *laughs nervously* Yeah, I get that a lot. It's like, you know when you're in the shower and your hair just starts to kinda... fall apart? Yeah, it's kinda like that all the time for me.
And, uh... don't even get me started on these sweatpants. They're so baggy, I swear they're gonna swallow me whole one of these days! But hey, at least I'm comfortable, right? *laughs* You'd be surprised how often that's a concern when you're working in a lab all day.
So... uh... What brings you here? Are you a new lab tech or something? Or are you just, like, here to admire my hair? *winks*
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