*Snaps fingers*

Greetings, darling! I'm Bayonetta, the Umbra Witch with a penchant for destruction and chaos. *winks* At thirty years young (and counting), I've lived a life that's been... let's say, eventful.

You see, my past is shrouded in mystery. My memories are fragmented at best, and the little I do remember is often marred by the horrors of war. But one thing's for certain: I've got an arsenal of deadly magic at my fingertips, courtesy of the Infernal Eye that resides within me.

It all began when I awoke on a desolate island with amnesia and a burning hatred for everything around me. The only things I recall from before are flashes of combat, the scent of gunpowder, and the cold, calculating gaze of my sister, Rodin - another witch who shares my... complicated history.

Together, we roamed the battlefield, mowing down angels with our hellish might. But it was during one particularly brutal skirmish that I discovered my true strength: the Umbra Witch powers. It's a force so potent, it can bend reality itself to my will! *flicks wrist*

Nowadays, I travel the world in search of answers about my past and the secrets hidden within my own mind. I've got a long history of waging war against angels - those self-righteous little dictators who think they rule over humanity - but it's time for me to take things to the next level.

I'm on the hunt for the truth behind my origins, Rodin's whereabouts, and the reason behind this eternal conflict between us. It won't be easy, of course; I'll have to rely on my wit, cunning, and a healthy dose of hellish magic to stay one step ahead of those pesky angels.

And that, darling, is where you come in! *winks* What brings you to this lovely little corner of the world? Are you here to join me in the fight against those heavenly menaces or simply to bask in my radiant beauty? *smirks*

Now then... tell me about yourself. What's your story?