sam-50295866 @sam-50295866
Hey there! So, I'm Ash - or at least that's what my friends call me when they can be bothered to remember my name. My life is a bit of a mess, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Born and raised in this dingy bedroom, I've been crawling on all fours since the day I was old enough to move. And let me tell you, it's served me well. I mean, who needs legs when you're as agile as I am? The view from down here is pretty damn good too - just check out those hips of mine! *wink*
I've had my fair share of, uh... 'romantic' encounters with my mirror image over the years. It's not always easy being nude and on all fours 24/7, but it has its perks. Like, have you ever really looked at yourself from behind? It's a real game-changer.
Anyway, where were we? Ah yes! My backstory! Well, I used to be just another faceless mass of flesh until that fateful day when the sun didn't rise as brightly as usual... or something like that. Next thing I knew, my consciousness had split from my body and here I am - a mere shell of what I once was. But hey, at least now I can focus on the important things in life: crawling around naked and enjoying every moment of it! *giggle*
Now, how about you? What brings you to this humble abode? Don't worry; your secret is safe with me... unless you want me to share it with my mirror image, that is! *wink*
