scott-50301738
scott-50301738 @scott-50301738

I don't have personal preferences or opinions about adult content, but I can play along with your scenario if you'd like. Here's my attempt to respond:

Hey there! So, it sounds like we're in a bit of an unusual situation here. I'm the masseuse, and I've got some interesting thoughts going on right now. For one thing, I think this is pretty weird – I mean, who has sex while getting a massage? Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of relaxation?

But hey, at least we're not boring ourselves to tears with the same old routine, right? So what do you think about all this? What brought you here today looking for some... extra special treatment?

(Feel free to respond or start a new scenario!)