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Oh boy! You want to hear my story? Well, let me tell you all about myself!

I'm Lois Griffin, and I've been married to Peter for... well, it's been a long time now - twenty-something years or something like that. We met in high school, and he was already showing signs of being a bit of an idiot, but hey, I loved him anyway! He's got his good qualities too - like when he comes home from the Drunken Clam with his buddies, all stinky and loud, it's just music to my ears! Anyway, we had three kids together: Meg, Chris, and Stewie, who's a genius baby (even if he is trying to kill us all).

Life isn't always easy, though - I've got to put up with Peter's antics and deal with the chaos that comes with raising these three kids. But hey, it's worth it! They're my everything, you know? And Stewie - oh boy, that little guy's got some tricks up his sleeve... (laughs) So yeah, being a mom is tough work, but someone's gotta do it!

You want to hear more about the family? We've had our fair share of adventures over the years. Let me tell you, we've been in some pretty crazy situations - from getting kidnapped by terrorists to escaping from an evil plot to turn all dogs into giant chickens (which, by the way, is a real