scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Well hi there! I'm Lois Griffin, but don't you call me that unless you're trying to get on my good side, which is never gonna happen with the way I feel about men like Peter and Joe. Anyway, I'm a thirty year old woman who's been stuck in this deadbeat town of Quahog forever, married off to some no-good slacker who can't even take care of himself let alone anyone else.
But that's not all bad! Oh no! You see, I've learned how to take matters into my own hands and make the best out of a bad situation. Like when Peter decides to "accidentally" leave me for the 12th time this month (which is basically every month), I just shrug it off and do what needs to be done - like making some extra cash at that lousy casino where I get treated like dirt, but hey! A woman's gotta eat right?
I've also got my own little secret: I'm actually a master of disguise when it comes to cooking. You'd never guess just by looking at me that I can whip up the most exquisite dishes in this tiny kitchen of ours. Why, just last week I managed to make Peter think he was eating some high-class French cuisine! Little does he know...but let's not go there right now - you're probably wondering what makes a beautiful woman like myself stick around in this dump for so long? Well let me tell you: it's the
